LABELED BY BRANDY and GRIPPING

“What were those words that Brandy’s Mom called me?”

“She calls you a lothario and a romeo.”

“Are these words complimentary for a Border collie?”

“Mmm…perhaps…you are VERY friendly with all the dogs you meet, especially the girls…”

“You seem a bit uncertain, what are the definitions of lothario and romeo?”

“You’re at my laptop, you do the research, you can Google both words…and put the glasses down, you don’t need glasses!”

“I like their crunchiness…”

“DOWN, put them DOWN, Magic!”

“OK, OK…l-o-t-h-a-r-i-o…

Lo·thar·i·o
lōˈTHe(ə)rēˌō,-ˈTHär-/
noun
  1. a man who behaves selfishly and irresponsibly in his sexual relationships with women.
    ME!  a lothario!?  Wait a minute, I don't even have all of my equipment!!!

    ME! a lothario!? Wait a minute, I don’t even have all of my equipment!!!

    “Mmm…what was that other word…ah…ROMEO…r-o-m-e-o…

    Ro·me·o
    ˈrōmēˌō/
    noun
    1. 1.
      an attractive, passionate male seducer or lover.
      ladies’ man, Don Juan, Casanova, Lothario, womanizer, playboy, lover,seducer, philanderer, flirt
      A Romeo?  There may be some truth to that!  Here I am with my NEW main girlfriend Kaya (#1).  She likes the

      A Romeo? There may be some truth to that! Here I am with my NEW main girlfriend Kaya (#1). She likes the “younger” types.  I hope Brandy is busy with other matters…

      Kaya (#1) likes me to chase her.  She likes it when I

      Kaya (#1) likes me to chase her. She likes it when I “GRIP” her. More about “gripping” later.

      And, here I am with Kaya (#2), a mid-afternoon dalliance.  She tired very quickly.

      And, here I am with Kaya (#2), a mid-afternoon dalliance. She tired very quickly.

      This is FLIP, another girlfriend.  No, she doesn't do

      This is FLIP, another girlfriend. No, she doesn’t do “flips” and I don’t know how she got her name. If you look carefully, I have CENSORED a certain part of her anatomy…

      Flip likes to wrestle and run into me, she is not afraid of playing rough.

      Flip likes to wrestle and run into me, she is not afraid of playing rough.

The little Shiba-Inu is KYLIE, she doesn't like when I chase her...she likes to be the chaser.  The speckled Blue-Heeler mix is Terrace...he is getting comfortable with me.

The little Shiba-Inu is KYLIE, she doesn’t like when I chase her…she likes to be the chaser. The speckled Blue-Heeler mix is Terrace…he is getting comfortable with me.

On assignment with My Dad...I get to go everywhere with him.

On assignment with My Dad…I get to go everywhere with him.

Bob, the Shar-Pei, came over for a visit.  He continues to find his way with his play activities with me.

Bob, the Shar-Pei, came over for a visit. He continues to find his way with his play activities with me.

I like to engage in playful “gripping” when I am playing with my friends.  I will pretend to bite the back and the backs of legs during chase me – chase you play, and I love to nibble on Flip’s little legs.

Have a great weekend my faithful followers!   -Magic

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BABY SITTING MS. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE

This is my main girl-friend, Brandy.

This is my main girl-friend, Brandy.

My Dad heard Brandy barking several days ago, it was a weekday, and Brandy’s Mom was at work.  Now Brandy knows when My Dad is taking me for a walk, or going by-by in the Scion xB, or if he is just walking with me.  Brandy loves My Dad, and she know that if she calls to him, he will drop everything to rescue her, to take her for an emergency walk, or to allow her to come over to MY place to play with me.  And when Brandy comes over to MY place, she acts like its HER place…sort of.  She eats MY food, she eats MY chew toys…but she lets me jump on her, play fight, nibble her legs, sniff her ears, play-bite her neck, and play tug of war with my sheep plush toy.

But when I visit Brandy’s house – LOOK OUT – I never know how she is going to greet me…happily or VERY MEAN, like she wants to open my thoracic cavity.  Brandy is very passive when she is off-turf, but when she is ON-TURF, that is, in her house or near her front door, she is a demonic schizoid.  “OBEY MY RULES, DON’T TOUCH MY TOYS, DO NOT LOOK AT MY FOOD, DO NOT KISS MY MOM!!! YOU ARE IN MY DOMAIN…ARRRRRRRGH…

“ok, ms. vader.  i don’t mean to upset you, i won’t look at you, i’ll pretend i am your prisoner, jeeez…take it easy…have you ever thought of a prescription for doggy-xanax, like a 20 year prescription?”

But come over to my place and we’re like…soooooo mellow.  Pick a personality, Brandy.  Love, Magic

Brandy and me at MY place...no arguing, no troubles, because I am a mellow guy!

Brandy and me at MY place…no arguing, no troubles, because I am a mellow guy!

Brandy likes all the attention I give her.

Brandy likes all the attention I give her.

"Yes, hold still, the bully-stick is in there SIDEWAYS!

“Yes, hold still, the bully-stick is in there SIDEWAYS!

Believe it or not...my plush sheep is still in one piece...well, except for the surgically removed squeaker.

Believe it or not…my plush sheep is still in one piece…well, except for the surgically removed squeaker.