Time for some celebration, some serious barking, some serious bye-bye in the car! My Dad’s Scion xB, with it’s very comfy rear seat and cargo area….AND my own window to bark from, has returned! As my wonderful, loyal, faithful followers will recall, My Dad switched cars with his sister, Mary. Mary had surgery, didn’t have full use of her arms, and My Dad offered the use of the Scion xB (automatic transmission). I know, I know… I gave My Dad “the look” the first time he said “piggies up” for our first ride in the Mini Cooper (a six speed) a couple of weeks ago. (really? this is cramped! there is no rear window to bark from! really? you’re a bit jerky on the shifting. I am not comfortable…sigh)
In fact, I do believe I had LESS rides in the Mini Cooper because My Dad knew I was unhappy with the rear of the Mini Cooper. Yes, I was VERY unhappy. The Scion xB is luxurious, at least from a 62 pound Border collie’s perspective. I can lay down, I can lay diagonally, I can stand up, I have TWO windows to bark from, I can easily watch out for delivery trucks, and auto carriers, bridges, tunnels…blah, blah, blah. I am feeling very chatty. My Dad certainly thought he was Mr. Suave, Mr. Jolly Good Show, Mr. British Gran Prix in the Mini Cooper. Yeah…that was a real “jolly good show” when you were trying to come off the light (in fourth gear) as the 2003 Honda Civic with the exhaust amplifier zipped away….didn’t think I noticed that, did ya’? Like I always say, “Border collies notice EVERYTHING! Such a proud moment! Or, how ’bout the Dundee Road straightaway, through the Forest Preserve, that one mile stretch where My Dad usually hits 70 (I watch the speedometer, too). Yes, Jolly Good Show at the next traffic signal, at Sanders Road…My Dad effed it up with the clutch, killed the engine and all of the slow-pokes caught up to us. I was embarrassed, no barking for about 15 seconds.
My Dad made a purchase of several car magnets from Cafe Press. My Dad thinks it’s pretty cool to have me in the car. Yes! These are Border collie magnets – WOOF, BORDER COLLIE, DOGS HAVE OWNERS, BORDER COLLIES HAVE MINIONS. My Dad was asking me very nicely to look happy when he took my picture. See below for the results of THREE takes. I DO NOT LIKE MY PICTURE TAKEN….jeez.